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Surely I’m not the only lanky streak of piss who thinks Twitter is the biggest waste of time on the planet? I honestly can’t see what all the fuss is about.

I’d rather be laying some cable in the toilet than following 140 character updates from a jumped up little twat who has nothing better to do than waste hour after hour on Twitter.

I couldn’t care less what time your son woke up this morning or how far you managed to jog today. It has absolutely no relevance to my life.

So why the hell would I want to follow your pathetic “tweets”. Jeez, my life isn’t that sad.

But this Twitter thing is popular. My god it’s popular! I can see it’s usefulness for breaking news but I just can’t understand all the pilchards who use it for mindless status updates.

Just seems like you’re all pissing in the wind to me.

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